TMI Tuesday is back!


 I've got some free time, so I thought I'd help contribute to the revival of TMI Tuesday, if you haven't heard about how great it that link above!
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More and more I've been thinking about the various men I have met and been with throughout my life. Sometimes I find myself wishing I could take a small souvenir of them to build what I've dreamed in my mind as: Franken-Toy.

Franken-Toy would be my personal fuck toy. He would look, think, act, and do everything I wanted, sometimes without me having to say a word. Franken-Toy doesn't work, he doesn't have friends, he doesn't have hobbies, he is often seen not heard (if that's what I desire), and his sole purpose in life is to pleasure me. Oh yeah and he's all mine.

Let me give you the specifics of Franken-Toy (and just for the record making Franken-Toy from various men does not imply that I didn't like them for whom they were, or that I am currently desiring something different, just that my mind wanders late at night when I try to overturn the insomnia):

FRANKEN-TOY (From top to bottom then insides)

Has the hair of a surfer/model I dated in high school. This guy had jet black, thick hair that always tumbled in the most perfect way. It was extremely good for grabbing when he went down on me.

Borrows the eyes of my college professor whom I fucked (I already had an "A" in the class, he was just extra credit). He had the bluest eyes I have ever seen and they always looked friendly. They did that thing where they crinkle in the corners when he smiled...

Takes almost any nose of a guy I have dated. I have a thing for larger noses: think Ringo Starrish. Bonus points for it being pointy.

Shares a mouth from a one-night stand guy I met on Craigslist. He had full, plump, pink, very suckable lips...they were so hot I have almost forgotten the way his 10-inch cock felt inside me.

He's also taking the dimples of the local iHop waiter I recently encountered. Even though that waiter has many more assets to choose from...

..............down lower

He has the replica of the body of the bodybuilder I fooled around with. Just chest, arms, and legs. I hate bodybuilders and too much muscle in general but this guy was at the sweet spot before he got "too bulky". He was toned in all the right places and had beautiful abs.

The ass of a previous but recent sub is a must! Slightly tight but bouncy enough to spank and watch jiggle. Mmmm!

Let's take the feet from my first (and best friend). He is one of the few men I know who gets pedicures and takes care of his feet. I have a thing about feet and toes so whenever I see his I get excited because they are above average in cleanliness. the most important part...his penis. I'm giving Franken-Toy the cock of my ex from a few years ago. I've been with a lot of men...a lot...but my ex had a stellar cock. It was not 8 inches (which I've read is the perfect length for most women) but it was about 7-7.5. It was pink, thick, uncut, and stayed rock hard for hours! He also always kept is cock oddly clean so I thoroughly enjoyed going down on him no matter when it was. When I told him he had the best cock I had ever had, I wasn't lying.

As for what I want his personality to be, I lied. I don't care what Franken-Toy wants. As I mentioned above, it's really all about serving me! If he's a good toy and listens to everything I say we'll get along just perfectly.
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A collection of sorts

Last weekend seemed to be all about shopping and buying fun toys!

And on Sunday I met up with the sweet sub I talked about last entry but this time we met up at the mall to do some panty shopping. I've never been one for sissifying my sub but somehow the thought of this broad-shouldered beau in a pair of pink, tight panties really stirs something within me! As we riffled thru the store's baskets of clearance panties I was excited to watch him pick out underwear. It was an interesting insight into guys who wear these types of things. I teased him that he picked out more girly undies than I would've worn! But I guess if you're going wear women's clothing why not go all the way. The funniest thing to me was when we were checking out the cashier just assumed that the underwear was for me as she handed me the receipt even though he had paid...if only she knew!

He was gentleman throughout our shopping spree as we whisked from store to store where he ended up buying a cute french maid outfit but did not find anything worthy at the adult store.

All the shopping made me think of the things I already own that have made it throughout all my moves with me.  I have two toy boxes and this is mainly the "kinky" items not specifically BDSM related but still fun. So for curious minds, here are this Mistress' toys!

*Pictured from left to right: a Massage For Dummies mini book, KY His & Her Oils, Astroglide, Pasties, Cock rings, Edible body dust, Warming lubricant, Altoids, Sex dice, a Wireless Cock Ring, Cock sleeves, a Blindfold, Wireless nipple clamps, Flavored lubes, and some Sex coupons

This next box is mostly BDSM based. It might be my favorite! *Pictured from left to right: a CB-6000, Velcro adjustable leg-spreader, a Feather tickler, a Whip with metal ball chain tassles, Cyberskin-like dildo, Clothespins, Bondage tape, a Chain leash, Handcuffs, a Magic bullet, my Tie-Dye dildo, a Collar & leash, sleek Black dildo, a Red riding crop, another Feather tickler with tassles on one end, a Whip, my leather Paddle, a Slave bracelet, a Ball gag with mask, a Blindfold, a Flesh colored dildo, Ribbons, and a Pair of lacy gloves

These are the toys of my trade save for my corsets, heels, and such. I can't wait till I find a good little boy to start using all my fun stuff with again!

*Click pictures for a larger view
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Two kinksters walk into a bar...

A few nights ago I went out to have drinks with someone I've been exclusively talking to online for about a year.

I knew that if we didn't meet in the next couple of weeks we probably never would. So we decided kinda spur of the moment to meet up at a bar. I was there a little bit early waiting for him when not one but two separate guys asked to buy me a drink, which I politely refused.

When my Fetlife friend finally came up I was shocked to see such a cute guy. I give people the benefit of the doubt and assume that like most internet users everyone is putting their forward. Therefore I was pleased to learn that not only was he adorable but he was normal and he only stared at my breasts a couple of times (he was such a sweetie).

We chatted about a few random things but my mind couldn't help wandering off when there was silence what he'd look like on his knees looking up at me with those big blue/green eyes of his. With me issuing commands while pulling swiftly on the leash around his neck, giving him a much needed spank occasionally.

My extremely naughty mind felt guilty because he did seem like such an innocent boy. But admittedly that just turns me on more to know that I am corrupting someone! So while sweet sub talked about a basketball game that was on, I imagined wrapping a ball gag around his mouth. Tsk tsk.

Is this what women usually get angry at men for doing? Is this what one would call "objectifying"? If so I think he'd be okay with being the object of my lust for a few hours.
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